you are human if you do know that toilet bowls exist.....you really are human, if you do know that you are to use it when nature calls :))
and i'm pretty sure that everyone's toilet trained right after getting all those diapers rashes.
so yeaah...how cool was your potty?
well actually, mine looks like this one......
COOL huh? but no...mine looks waaaay better than this one...mine actually has some sort of a cushion right around the seat to make pooping and peeing comfy.... so yes, back when i was a toddler, i poop and pee LIKE A BOSS...:)) and back when i was a toddler i do not worry about flushing and cleaning my potty 'cause i'm certain my nanny would do it for me...so yes...after detoxifying, i stand and walk away..LIKE A BOSS! :)) (of course the after-pooping-ritual comes after but is not that necessary to talk about...though i just did........ANYWAY)
so since i'm a thumb-sucking-story-book-reading-coloring-book-fan no more plus , i do not fit on a potty seat no more and most importantly, i do not have a nanny anymore... i am expected to use a toilet bowl..like any other non toddler do...
so if i ask you now...out of 10,10 being the highest...how often do you flush the toilet after using it? i mean, do you always make sure that you flush the ceramic pit after using it? or just leave your stinky DNA in it...LIKE A B....blah....forget it....
i'm on a hunt on those 9 below...i mean...seriously guys! don't you even think of the next person who will use the ceramic "pit"??? i mean that person might really have to go, but has to postpone for like hell seconds just to flush your DNA...don't you even think that that person might be...me??? :( wait...no...but seriously...flushing the toilet isn't that bad...you could enjoy the sound of water being poured in it..the epic "toilet Burp" and stuff...plus...think of it...by flushing the toilet, you can save hundreds of "gotta go" bladders...and yes! before i forget...this blog is supposed to hit hard to those constipated fellas whose dung is rock like and really is challenging to flush...seriously, bladders can't wait that long..so please....
ANYWAY...to wrap things up....just...just flush the toilet....
LIKE A BOSS! :))
